We Love Each Other...

Ryan: Even in your silence, I can hear you judging me.
Me: Oh, really?
Ryan: You're so easy to read.
Me: You're so easy to judge.
Ryan: Be still my heart.

Koala Aids

Ryan: (reading about koala aids and laughing)
Me: Why are you laughing? This is ridiculous.
Ryan: Don't you find it hilarious that koalas have angered God just as much as we have?
Me: Be still my heart. Go stand under a eucalyptus tree.

Sincerity Personified

Me: ...and that was the first time anyone told me I was pretty.
Ryan: What?! I'm constanly telling you you're pretty and half the time I mean it.
Me: Be still my heart.

Child Pets

Me: I want more than two kids but I think we need to take this a kid at a time.
Ryan: Okay, how about if we adopt the third child but get one that's past the diaper stage. I don't want to be the one to housebreak it.
Me: Be still my heart.

Levels of Love

Me: My love for you is like a well watered land.
Ryan: My love for you is like a one way street.
Me: Be still my heart.

Equal Rights

Quick context- It was raining and, as usual, Ryan had parked far away from the entrance to the building.

Me: Aren't you going to be a sweetheart and go get the car for me?
Ryan: Why? You wear pants, you got the vote. You wanted equality- well that means walking in the rain, toots!
Me: Be still my heart.

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Me: Ryan, how are you going to commemorate the president's birthday?
Ryan: I'm going to see a man about a massive horse.
Me: Be still my heart.