Child Pets

Me: I want more than two kids but I think we need to take this a kid at a time.
Ryan: Okay, how about if we adopt the third child but get one that's past the diaper stage. I don't want to be the one to housebreak it.
Me: Be still my heart.

Levels of Love

Me: My love for you is like a well watered land.
Ryan: My love for you is like a one way street.
Me: Be still my heart.