Ryan: No, children cost alot of time and money.
Me: So do girlfriends.
Ryan: You're right. Maybe I should find myself a boyfriend- someone who will buy me stuff.
Me: Yeah, but that means you'll have to put out.
Ryan: Be still my heart.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Who Wears the Pants?
While looking at an "I Love My Wife" bumper sticker.
Ryan: Look at that bumper sticker. You can tell who wears the pants in that relationship.
Me: Aww... well, she probably made him put it on there.
Ryan: Exactly what I'm saying. What man goes around advertising that he's whipped?!
Me: Be still my heart.
Ryan: Look at that bumper sticker. You can tell who wears the pants in that relationship.
Me: Aww... well, she probably made him put it on there.
Ryan: Exactly what I'm saying. What man goes around advertising that he's whipped?!
Me: Be still my heart.
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