Ryan: (reading about koala aids and laughing)
Me: Why are you laughing? This is ridiculous.
Ryan: Don't you find it hilarious that koalas have angered God just as much as we have?
Me: Be still my heart. Go stand under a eucalyptus tree.
Me: ...and that was the first time anyone told me I was pretty.
Ryan: What?! I'm constanly telling you you're pretty and half the time I mean it.
Me: Be still my heart.