Me: This game is getting intense and really hard!
Ryan: Joy, this game was made for ten year olds.
Me: Be still my heart.

Airline Love

Ryan: "Southwest 'luvs' Philadelphia." I thought Southwest 'luved' Denver. Southwest is a hooker airline. They 'luv' people for money.
Me: Be still my heart.

Ryan's Christmas Hero

Ryan: The Grinch is my hero. He took everyone's stuff so they could focus on God at Christmas. And when Sally Hoody-Hoo went to ask for her Christmas tree back, she was asking for a little bit of Jesus. And the Grinch gave to her out of his abundance (that he now had) and showed her Jesus. That's why the Grinch is my hero.

Me: Be still my heart.

Sweeney Todd

Ryan: Man, I need a haircut. And a hot shave.

Me: I could do it for you!

Ryan: I don't trust you; you'd slit my throat and try to steal my money.

Me: Foiled again!

Ryan: The joke's on you- I don't have any money.

Both: Be still my heart.

Weight Loss

We were taking a walk and talking about losing weight. I shouldn't have been surprised when the conversation went to a weird place.

Me: You don't want to lose weight by not eating. When you don't feed it, your body starts to digest your fat and that gives you really bad indigestion. Oh, no. I can see you thinking, 'I can handle a little indigestion.'

Ryan: I can! The Bible says, "I can do all things through him who gives me strength." I can handle indigestion.

Me: Be still my heart.