Bible Drugs

Ryan and I had just finished reading Hebrews together.

Ryan: I love Hebrews. It's like the gospel on steroids.

Me: Be still my heart.

Easter vs. Christmas

Today is Easter and on our way to the parking lot after church, Ryan started singing one of the songs we sang.

Ryan: (singing) Christ the Lord is risen today, fa la la la la la la... wait...

Me: (laughing) Be still my heart.

Baby Bump

I was wearing a dress and expressed to Ryan that it looked like a maternity dress. I had been wearing a sweater over it and took it off.

Ryan: Wow, you DO look pregnant!

Me: Be still my heart.

Illicit Drugs

Ryan: Your eyes are red- either you're tired or you're doing pot. Either way, I'll join you.

Me: Be still my heart.

Superior Inferiority

Me: Wow, Ryan, you are definitely superior to all other beings.
Ryan: Yes, but my superiority is exceeded only by my inferiority complex.
Me: So you're feeling superior about your inferiority complex?
Ryan: Yep, you picked a good one, huh?
Me: Be still my heart.

As the Pendulum Swings

In the interest of keeping harmony in my relationship with Ryan, this is going to be an equal opportunity blog.

We had just spent a hour reading the Bible to each other over the phone and were on a spiritual high.

Ryan: I'm exhausted; I think I'm going to bed. Thanks for reading with me.

Me: You're welcome. Ugh, I think I'm starting my period.

Ryan: I really wish I didn't have you on speakerphone. Be still my heart.

Kisses

Me: Humph... I was going to kiss you but now I'm not.
Ryan: Good, because I just burped.

Be still my heart.