As the Pendulum Swings

In the interest of keeping harmony in my relationship with Ryan, this is going to be an equal opportunity blog.

We had just spent a hour reading the Bible to each other over the phone and were on a spiritual high.

Ryan: I'm exhausted; I think I'm going to bed. Thanks for reading with me.

Me: You're welcome. Ugh, I think I'm starting my period.

Ryan: I really wish I didn't have you on speakerphone. Be still my heart.